Be My Favorite...

Please try to be on time, call if you're running late, but please, never be early.
Be fresh and clean, or rinse off when you visit.
If you like to be affectionate, please have clean trimmed fingernails and help yourself to mouthwash, so I can kiss you!
Always respect my rules and my privacy as I will always respect yours.
Give notice when booking and please be patient. Advanced notice and standing appointments take precedent over anything last minute.
Call from the phone number you have given me. I want to take your call, so please make it easy for me to do so.
Do not call over and over again. I will truly return your call, or email, as soon as I possibly can, I promise.